Part of the joy of having a toddler around is all of the amusing things he says. Somtimes it sounds like gobbledy gook, but when you can make out what was said, it's rather amusing.
Evan often wanted to be involved in Duncan's diaper changes. First he would look for the changing pad, which was known as "Duncan's Briefcase." He'd walk around asking the Universe, "Where's Duncan's briefcase?" He'd find it, hand it over (although, he really wanted his own briefcase!) and we'd get down to the business at hand. No matter how big or small the poo poo was (or even if there was no poo poo), Evan would say that Duncan had a Teeny Weeny Big Monster Poo Poo. Once I made the mistake of calling some of Duncan's poo turdlits, and of course, Evan hooked right on to that charming term. Sigh.